Saturday, July 25, 2009

so much.....too much....

lets face it, the old blog name sucked. this one, i believe is much better...right? now, kids, lets do some mathematics: if there are 6.2 billion people in the world...
(Thats 6,200,000,000,000 people) and the we take only a part of its age say 2009 yrs...
hypothetically speaking if everyone had one idea every day (365 days approx.) then:
6,200,000,000,000 x 2009 x 365 = 4,546,367,000,000,000,000(thoughts). (this is just approximate)HOW IN THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT!!! the answer is simple... kill the Batman...(S*** WRONG LINE!!! WHO THE F*** STOLE MY SCRIPT!!!) no it is actually my theory that an original thought is made by taking two old thoughts and or memories and morphing them together. this I interpret to be your electrical brainwaves clashing. which means, according tho the chaos theory, you have just caused no less than 5 Iraq/Al Qaeda families to die. and a war veteran to serve himself a 36 year old cake that has been canned. WTF?!?!?!?

3 comments:

  1. you scare me. more than anything else. except for maybe - nope. nothing. so, where's your proof for this whole 'thoughts are generated by clashing of memories or old thoughts' idea? and the Chaos theory? enlighten me. Grade Curve!

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  2. ok take... robocop for example robot+cop. pleas tell me your following. you can look up the chaos theory.ex. you kick a pebble, pebble rolls scares a cat, cat knocks can of paint over, man slips on paint whilst holding a machine gun, man pulls trigger and WWIII is started...

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  3. Well, your thoughts might not be original...but your maths is certainly...err...unique.

    Speaking of which, you get your exam back tomorrow.

    Cue lightning strike and suitably horror-like music.

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